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The lucky Orang putih...

One day, there was a man from US jst arrived at KLIA airport..
After he checked out from customs, he felt he needed to go to toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a chinese lady sitting at the entrance. when he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese (Sey kok). Then the Mat salleh wondered why in Malaysia they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?so he said"no" but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said " No!No!No! Duit! Duit!"(money in malay), but the mat salleh misunderstood and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" so he asked, Now? Here?" the lady replied "Yes,yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. Mat salleh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady N made love with her. The lady started screaming and shouted,"SAKIT!SAKIT!" (pain in malay).and the mat salleh thought it was SUCK IT! SUCK IT! Then the mat salleh said "OK! i will suck it for you" and took both breast and suck them. The lady again screamed"Oh Tuhan!" (Oh..my god in malay). The Mat salleh misundersood again and thought its "Too hard!". Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,"TOLONG! TOLONG,ENCIK!" the mat salleh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only"......hehehhee...

 hehehe.......enjoy....~~layan jer laaa.....~~xD